Jokes

Sardar comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 complement"
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How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the
notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Once a Sardar was walking he had a gloves on one hand and not on other
so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather
forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the
other hand it would be hot.
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A Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
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Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from
Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a
few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up
his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in
the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home
on the third day, his distraught
mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?" (What Happened,
My Son?) The
Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from long journey, and
said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur
pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are
crazy! They have four gears for going
forward,but only one for going back!)
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Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred
chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer
for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month
later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for
the second lot had also died. 'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,'
said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'
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Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner
will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he
wrote : Yes!
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant:It"s already
raining. Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and
go.
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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs.20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after
deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
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Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in
the car he was driving..
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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what
you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror.
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Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so
slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local
sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in
the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".
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